The "Fuck my life" thread

[FlyingMongoose]

To help me garner confidence in myself, I actually used anger, a while back I listen to and relied on a third party to help me out with my life choice, as most young naive people do (they were my parents), now, I am living with them because I got kicked out of my apartment, and get collections calls. I can't get a new car or apartment (both of which I need) without clearing up the credit issues (which will take months) and fixing my credit (which will take years). Had I followed the path in which I set for myself as opposed to listening to what they told me they thought I should be doing, I personally feel I'd be much better off. So I just ignore what they say (excepting when it's general help around the house stuff since I live here now), and live as the person I want to be within my own personal stipulations, and I feel like a completely different person, I'm even more confident in myself (despite my money issues). Long time friend even pointed that out last time I saw her. So while advise is great, and even a change here or there (for the better) is fine, but make sure all of these things fall into the lines of YOU. You can not be confident without being comfortable in yourself and who you are!

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg275817#msg275817 date=1390961354]
I don't recall SPM ever being around me when I've tried to flirt with someone

Jordan. And I'm sorry but it was fucking hilarious. Granted, I'm no expert on flirting or pick-up technique, but if anything I'd say you're just very obvious, try to hard to be suave. And while I'm certainly no expert, I have looked a lot into the subject. Honestly I gave up the idea of flirting a long time ago in lieu of just being really fucking confident in public. And it's working much better so far.
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... That was over two years ago.

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[A. Crow]

The bag containing the sugar free cough drops I've been relying on states "Excess consumption may cause laxative effect."And you know, it's not wrong.

[Dtrain323i]

The bag containing the sugar free cough drops I've been relying on states "Excess consumption may cause laxative effect."And you know, it's not wrong.

I learned that about almonds not too long ago.

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[Sogo]

The bag containing the sugar free cough drops I've been relying on states "Excess consumption may cause laxative effect."And you know, it's not wrong.

Must be the same sugar substitute as the sugarfree haribo gummybears.

[rumbot]

Where's Kor?

Holy shit, miss 24 hours, miss a lot.
While I can go into a bit more depth, I have to stop something first and foremost:

Jesus, people, listen to the man. I don't sing the song of summoning for laughs, you are getting pro advice for free.

[Kor]

Ahh... Rummy.

[rumbot]

This makes total sense when you learn that "Duluth" is the Attawandaron word for "Kor"

Duluth: Who Loves Ya, Baby?

[Kor]

You magnificent cunt. The references you make use of both delight and astound.

Truth be told, my native past is tied to the Algonquin bands, who largely resided in Quebec. It's where my paternal bloodlines came together; Five generations ago the first Montreuil's came from a suburb of Paris, and turned 'native' to better learn how to trap and hunt. As best as we could find, the family name is nearly 600 years old. Genealogy is fun sometimes.

[KarthXLR]

Phillip Seymore Hoffman is dead.

[Surf314]

Phillip Seymore Hoffman is dead.

I'm pretty pissed. The dude was amazing and he literally blew it all on drugs  :'(

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg275963#msg275963 date=1391372215]
Phillip Seymore Hoffman is dead.

I'm pretty pissed. The dude was amazing and he literally blew it all on drugs  :'(
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Yep, the dude went full Chris Farley

[FlyingMongoose]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg275966#msg275966 date=1391378184]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg275963#msg275963 date=1391372215]
Phillip Seymore Hoffman is dead.

I'm pretty pissed. The dude was amazing and he literally blew it all on drugs  :'(
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Yep, the dude went full Chris Farley
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Who in turn went full John Belushi

[Goffin]

They died of speed balls..    Phillp went out with the needle still in his arm.   Take that society!  Apparently he had 50 bags on H on standby if the internet is correct. 

[FlyingMongoose]

They died of speed balls..    Phillp went out with the needle still in his arm.   Take that society!   Apparently he had 50 bags on H on standby if the internet is correct. 

Can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

[Dtrain323i]

They died of speed balls..    Phillp went out with the needle still in his arm.   Take that society!   Apparently he had 50 bags on H on standby if the internet is correct. 

I read that it was white heroin mixed with fentanyl. But again, that's the internet talking

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[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Goffin link=topic=3709.msg276001#msg276001 date=1391451929]
They died of speed balls..    Phillp went out with the needle still in his arm.   Take that society!   Apparently he had 50 bags on H on standby if the internet is correct. 

Can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
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[FlyingMongoose]

Was referencing this ad

State Farm® - State of Disbelief (French Model)

[Dr. Zaius]

chemtrails, guys

[cbre88x]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275881#msg275881 date=1391193870]
The bag containing the sugar free cough drops I've been relying on states "Excess consumption may cause laxative effect."And you know, it's not wrong.

Must be the same sugar substitute as the sugarfree haribo gummybears.
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It's sorbitol. It's the sugar-free ingredient that causes gas and diarrhea if you eat too much of it.