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HeK
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02-06-2014, 07:41 PM

(02-06-2014, 07:00 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=Sogo Payne link=topic=3709.msg275884#msg275884 date=1391196801]
[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg275881#msg275881 date=1391193870]
The bag containing the sugar free cough drops I've been relying on states "Excess consumption may cause laxative effect."And you know, it's not wrong.

Must be the same sugar substitute as the sugarfree haribo gummybears.
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It's sorbitol. It's the sugar-free ingredient that causes gas and diarrhea if you eat too much of it.
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Maltitol in this case, but same idea.

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Sogo
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02-08-2014, 08:27 PM

Might be out of a job. Will know for sure tuesday.


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Chooly
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02-09-2014, 05:41 PM

No heat. No hot water.
I feel like a pilgrim you guys.

My fingers are getting stiff.
But at least the landlord hooked us up with a couple of space heaters.


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A. Crow
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02-09-2014, 06:15 PM

that's rough Chooly. 


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02-09-2014, 06:45 PM

(02-09-2014, 05:41 PM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: No hot water.
Ahh, the army basic training shower.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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02-09-2014, 10:44 PM

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FlyingMongoose
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02-09-2014, 10:58 PM

Reminds me of one of the scenes from Christmas Vacation
http://youtu.be/sFjmMb24ryA?t=57s
(It wasn't loading at the right time index, but you can skip to around 50 seconds or so).


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A. Crow
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02-09-2014, 11:42 PM

(02-09-2014, 10:44 PM)HeK link Wrote: [Image: HWAZcTE.jpg]

did every power supply in your house get together for an orgy and this is the result?


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02-10-2014, 11:15 AM

(02-09-2014, 11:42 PM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg276186#msg276186 date=1392003849]
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did every power supply in your house get together for an orgy and this is the result?
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The wiring for his subaru dash I believe
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Dr. Zaius
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02-11-2014, 11:12 PM

I've had tonsillitis for the past two weeks (more like 20 days, but w/e) and I've gone through a 10 day antibiotic scrip. a few days after that it showed back up.


the hell is going on


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02-12-2014, 12:20 AM

My boss just bitched me out in an email that he hit reply all to. I think everyone is embarrassed right now but I doubt he knows.


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02-12-2014, 02:38 AM

(02-12-2014, 12:20 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: My boss just bitched me out in an email that he hit reply all to. I think everyone is embarrassed right now but I doubt he knows.

Politely reply to him (and him alone) that you're disappointed to hear that your performance is not up to his standards but are glad that these concerns have been brought to your attention. Also state that you are eager to discuss ways to grow and improve in your position face to face.

Fuck assholes who throw others under the bus behind their backs. 



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KarthXLR
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02-12-2014, 02:42 AM

MY ASSHOLE BURNS WITH ANGER
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A. Crow
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02-12-2014, 09:01 AM

You should use lube, Karth.


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02-12-2014, 09:02 AM

(02-12-2014, 09:01 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: You should use lube, Karth.

Also make sure you never use icy-hot as lube


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02-12-2014, 09:33 AM

(02-12-2014, 09:02 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg276250#msg276250 date=1392213681]
You should use lube, Karth.

Also make sure you never use icy-hot as lube
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Or Vicks Vapor Rub


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02-12-2014, 11:32 AM

(02-12-2014, 09:33 AM)KillerObe link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg276251#msg276251 date=1392213749]
[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=3709.msg276250#msg276250 date=1392213681]
You should use lube, Karth.

Also make sure you never use icy-hot as lube
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Or Vicks Vapor Rub
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Or an angry cat
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02-12-2014, 02:09 PM

I just counted the number of projects I'm actively working on.  22.  I'm changing my business cards to "Project Whack-a-molement."


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Surf314
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02-12-2014, 02:10 PM

(02-12-2014, 02:38 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg276245#msg276245 date=1392182411]
My boss just bitched me out in an email that he hit reply all to. I think everyone is embarrassed right now but I doubt he knows.

Politely reply to him (and him alone) that you're disappointed to hear that your performance is not up to his standards but are glad that these concerns have been brought to your attention. Also state that you are eager to discuss ways to grow and improve in your position face to face.

Fuck assholes who throw others under the bus behind their backs.  


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It wasn't even that big of a deal he was just telling me how to solve a problem I didn't realize had a solution (I probably should have thought of it though). The way he did it though was kind of bullshit and made us both look like assholes.

I really don't know what to think of my job right now. My boss is often awesome sometimes the opposite of awesome and he is retiring soon which means I need to start looking for a new job almost right after getting hired. This episode makes me realize this is probably a good thing. I'm getting way better experience than my peers because of the level of stuff he is asking me to do, the only problem is that while I think I do good work I'm still very inexperienced and so when I make a mistake it's often a very silly one.

P.S. If anyone has any advice/suggestions for what to do next let me know. I'm leaning towards policy work, I don't know if I'm cut out to be a real lawyer. I just like high level stuff too much. I could also try for academia, but in that case I would probably need an in-between step. Although if I get at least two of my papers published I might be able to skip that.


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02-14-2014, 12:13 PM

Damn canadian and/or russian spam bots.


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