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[zaneyard]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg276844#msg276844 date=1394287348]
People are not possessions.

We like to say, my girlfriend, my husband, my wife, my lover.

If you view people as possessions, you will forever grapple with jealousy.

Surround yourself with people who are fun, and who make you happy.

If being with her makes you happy and you have fun, then roll with it.

The thing is, I don't even know her well enough to make a deduction like that. I'd love to take her out on a another date and see what happens, but I can't get in contact with her half the time. After the first time I didn't even get a response from her for like 3 weeks. From my perspective, at least, she's only in this for the sex when she wants it.
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ehh, i'd just move on bro. Don't waste time chasing someone you don't really know all that well.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg276847#msg276847 date=1394294744]
http://flappyparty.com/?room=b6wtH9

Doooo eeeet

Why focus on something so mundane? 
[/quote]

Easy - it's good for killing time when you don't know if you need to kill a minute or 15.

[rumbot]

[quote author=rumbot link=topic=2632.msg276844#msg276844 date=1394287348]
People are not possessions.

We like to say, my girlfriend, my husband, my wife, my lover.

If you view people as possessions, you will forever grapple with jealousy.

Surround yourself with people who are fun, and who make you happy.

If being with her makes you happy and you have fun, then roll with it.

The thing is, I don't even know her well enough to make a deduction like that. I'd love to take her out on a another date and see what happens, but I can't get in contact with her half the time. After the first time I didn't even get a response from her for like 3 weeks. From my perspective, at least, she's only in this for the sex when she wants it.
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You missed the part where I said "surround yourself with people who make you happy."

She's obviously making you the opposite of happy, so why do you want anything to do with her?

Fun Times and True Connections to Other People - Accept No Substitutes or Compromises.

[HeK]

So... Is winter over yet? I finally had to shovel my back walk and clear off the roof...



Two hours after that, I had the deck cleared too.

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[A. Crow]

why don't you just start packing snow around your house and give it it's own igloo? 

[Elder]

lucky enough here that some of the snow has started to melt

[Versus]

what's snow?

[CaffeinePowered]

what's snow?

The stuff you got this year, you should be thankful every day you aren't Atlanta.

[Totla]

Jennette Mccurdy is not as pretty in real life as she is on TV or in her pictures.

[Elder]

Jennette Mccurdy is not as pretty in real life as she is on TV or in her pictures.

i'd still hit that

[Neptune]

Jennette Mccurdy is not as pretty in real life as she is on TV or in her pictures.

I have no idea who that is.  I had to google it and, yeah, she has that kind of face that requires a shitton of makeup.

[A. Crow]

Karth, your country needs you. 

We're tired of this Russian shitbird clusterfuck.  We're going to insert you via HALO jump into Moscow.  You're instructed to go to the Kremlin and stand around outside.  Your mere presence should be enough destabilize the entire country through some incredibly awkward and convoluted accident. 

[KarthXLR]

Karth, your country needs you. 

We're tired of this Russian shitbird clusterfuck.  We're going to insert you via HALO jump into Moscow.  You're instructed to go to the Kremlin and stand around outside.  Your mere presence should be enough destabilize the entire country through some incredibly awkward and convoluted accident. 

Pls send help I already pooped in the urinal and Putin won't talk to me

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[zaneyard]

We'll have to bring in The Hardly Boys to figure this one out.

[Elder]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=2632.msg277136#msg277136 date=1395423237]
Karth, your country needs you. 

We're tired of this Russian shitbird clusterfuck.  We're going to insert you via HALO jump into Moscow.  You're instructed to go to the Kremlin and stand around outside.  Your mere presence should be enough destabilize the entire country through some incredibly awkward and convoluted accident. 

Pls send help I already pooped in the urinal and Putin won't talk to me
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take off your shirt that should help

[rumbot]

Karth, your country needs you. 

We're tired of this Russian shitbird clusterfuck.  We're going to insert you via HALO jump into Moscow.  You're instructed to go to the Kremlin and stand around outside.  Your mere presence should be enough destabilize the entire country through some incredibly awkward and convoluted accident. 

[tt]Under the cover of night, PVT Karth makes a jump out of B-2 Spirit into the cold, dark night.

And while he was under orders from CPT Crow to make a high-altitude, low opening, Our Young Arizonan noted that the instructions didn't say he had to be Quiet.

Thus, PVT Karth let his enthusiasm known during his descent. [/tt]

Major Kong Rides the Bomb

[tt]Arriving safely at the Kremlin, PVT Karth proceeds to an open corner of Red Square. Finding a nearby abandoned storage crate, he proceeds to stand upon it, as if it were a soapbox. [/tt]



[tt]From this vantage, PVT Karth expounds upon the works of Sergei Eisenstein. Except Karth doesn't really know much about the films, most of his speech seems to focus on how the metacritic reviews of Odessa are like this and the rotten tomatoes version is like that.

It literally puts the vodka-poisoned crowd over-the-edge and into full-blown sleep.

Which is enough time for the ops team to wetwork vlad.

GG.[/tt]

[Versus]

lol

[Eschatos]

Megacon was pretty cool.  The only downside was that they ran out of programs and my phone died, so I couldn't go to a lot of events(what with not knowing where/when they were).  Still, my team won the cult movie trivia contest, which was nice. 

[CaffeinePowered]

Chicago blue line this morning at Ohare (3:30am)

[Dr. Zaius]

Yeah I saw something about that, how'd it even happen?