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Elder
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02-28-2014, 12:49 AM

no reason to actually practice this as it has no real world applications.
The question of whether it was faked or not is irrelevent
I am disappointed.

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(06-15-2014, 03:27 PM)negate link Wrote:Hah elder you would be ramming it into Dtrains ass.
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02-28-2014, 08:33 AM

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02-28-2014, 07:07 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hu...easurement

Quote:Potrzebie

In issue 33, Mad published a partial table of the "Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures", developed by 19-year-old Donald E. Knuth, later a famed computer scientist. According to Knuth, the basis of this new revolutionary system is the potrzebie, which equals the thickness of Mad issue 26, or 2.263348517438173216473 mm.[6]

Volume was measured in ngogn (equal to 1000 cubic potrzebies), mass in blintz (equal to the mass of 1 ngogn of halva, which is "a form of pie [with] a specific gravity of 3.1416 and a specific heat of .31416"), and time in seven named units (decimal powers of the average earth rotation, equal to 1 "clarke"). The system also features such units as whatmeworry, cowznofski, vreeble, hoo, and hah.

According to the "Date" system in Knuth's article, which substitutes a 10-clarke "mingo" for a month and a 100-clarke "cowznofski", for a year, the date of October 29, 2007 is rendered as "To 1, 190 C. M." (for Cowznofsko Madi, or "in the Cowznofski of our MAD"). The dates are calculated from October 1, 1952, the date MAD was first published. Dates before this point are referred to (perhaps tongue-in-cheek) as "B.M." ("Before MAD.") The ten "Mingoes" are: Tales (Tal.) Calculated (Cal.) To (To) Drive (Dri.) You (You) Humor (Hum.) In (In) A (A) Jugular (Jug.) Vein (Vei.)

Quote:Sagan

As a humorous tribute to Carl Sagan and his association with the catchphrase "billions and billions", a sagan has been defined as a large quantity of anything.

Quote:Sheppey

A measure of distance equal to about 7⁄8 of a mile (1.4 km), defined as the closest distance at which sheep remain picturesque. The Sheppey is the creation of Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, included in The Meaning of Liff, their dictionary of putative meanings for words that are actually just place names.[13] It is named after the Isle of Sheppey in the UK.

Quote:Barn-megaparsec

This unit is similar in concept to the attoparsec, combining very large and small scales. When a barn — a very small unit of area used for measuring the cross sectional area of nuclei — is multiplied by a megaparsec (Mpc) — a very large unit of length used for measuring the distances between galaxies — the result is a human-scaled unit of volume approximately equal to 2⁄3 of a teaspoon (about 3 ml).

Quote:Microcentury

According to Gian-Carlo Rota,[29] the mathematician John von Neumann used the term microcentury to denote the maximum length of a lecture. One microcentury is 52 minutes and 35.69 seconds.


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03-01-2014, 10:10 AM

"Just Don't Go" (Parody of "Let It Go" by Idina Menzel from Disney's "Frozen")


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03-06-2014, 11:39 AM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d06e474...k-censored


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03-06-2014, 06:05 PM

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japanese death metal song about eating chocolate






11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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03-06-2014, 11:49 PM

Photoshop has gone too far



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KarthXLR
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03-07-2014, 04:30 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn...e=youtu.be
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03-07-2014, 10:08 AM

(03-07-2014, 04:30 AM)Karth link Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn...e=youtu.be
That last line was so good


(09-14-2010, 10:54 PM)Kor link Wrote:I'm pretty sure my mental image of Tort is 100% accurate now.

TORT IS CARVED OUT OF GRANITE.

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03-07-2014, 02:20 PM

(03-07-2014, 04:30 AM)Karth link Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn...e=youtu.be

cliffs are dangerous so watch out kids



(06-15-2014, 03:27 PM)negate link Wrote:Hah elder you would be ramming it into Dtrains ass.
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03-08-2014, 01:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA#ws
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03-08-2014, 09:52 AM

(03-08-2014, 01:49 AM)Karth link Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA#ws

I think I owned that book.


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03-10-2014, 08:01 PM



[tt]SETTING: work has gotten progressively stressful for our hero, Rumington I. Bott.

BOSSLADY: I know work has been stressful, Rumington, but you need to soldier on. Our side needs you. 

RUMINGTON: Dreadfully sorry, m'lady. Dear ma'am, what is that on your arm?

BOSSLADY: Tis but an armband to help ward off tendinitis. I get yea olde tennis elbow from some tenny with the hubby.

RUMINGTON: Ah, odd. I've been having a similar pain lately, but I don't fancy tennis.

<2 weeks later>

RUMINGTON: FUCK, my elbow hurts.  Jesus, what did I do yesterday?

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03-11-2014, 07:18 AM

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03-11-2014, 10:09 AM

I can't have sex with your personality,
and can't put my penis in your college degree,
and i can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why are you sharing all this information with me


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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(03-11-2014, 10:09 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: I can't have sex with your personality,
and can't put my penis in your college degree,
and i can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why are you sharing all this information with me
ahh... the classics.


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03-11-2014, 12:30 PM

So apparently linking funnyordie videos always produces an embedded copy of The Landlord. Welp, look up the latest Between Two Ferns.



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03-11-2014, 04:25 PM

Malaysian DBZ best quotes
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03-12-2014, 08:32 AM

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03-12-2014, 12:06 PM

(03-12-2014, 08:32 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [Image: 9lRJplul.jpg]

In game pop up ad?

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11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas.
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