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zaneyard
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03-06-2014, 02:35 PM

you still haven't quit smoking yet?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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03-14-2014, 02:31 PM

(03-06-2014, 02:35 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: you still haven't quit smoking yet?

Get a Vape


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03-15-2014, 08:13 PM

(03-14-2014, 02:31 PM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg276781#msg276781 date=1394134541]
you still haven't quit smoking yet?

Get a Vape
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get a vea. It's really thick and simulates smoke well. You can even blow rings!


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Coelit
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03-24-2014, 06:58 PM

My mom moved up in the world. Now she is not just a felon, but a felon facing jail time. Which also means I am now jobless. Being jobless effects how well you can pay rent right?

Excuse me while I go get smashed and run away from my problems and feelings (if I knew how to feel aside from angry) temporarily.




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04-01-2014, 08:11 AM

2 years almost to day of having to put my cat to sleep. I see a cat get run over by a car and thrash around in agony.

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04-07-2014, 07:13 AM

(04-01-2014, 08:11 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: 2 years almost to day of having to put my cat to sleep. I see a cat get run over by a car and thrash around in agony.

Yea, I've seen that. It ain't pretty..


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04-07-2014, 10:57 AM

Got rear ended on my way to work this morning. Nothing screams happy Monday like that. Luckily there wasn't any damage and i rubbed what little paint transfer there was off with my thumb. I'm taking it to my Dad's after work to just make sure everything is good. (Yes I got his licence/phone/and insurance info in case it's not.)


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04-11-2014, 09:44 AM

god damn I miss college
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04-11-2014, 10:32 AM

I've only been home for 11 days since the beginning of March, and I'm going to be on the road this weekend and during my bday, and suspect my friends were planning a surprise gathering that my work travel just ruined.

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04-16-2014, 08:23 AM

Got passed over for a job at my work's tech support department. A job that would have been a raise, better hours, and that they sent me to a month of training for. Then promptly said, 'Nah forget it. You can stay in your current position, even though you were perfectly qualified for this one and we said we wanted you and all that.'
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04-19-2014, 02:42 PM

It's beautiful outside and my new bike developed idle stalling issues.

How am I supposed to run away from crippling depression and loneliness if I can't go fast.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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04-19-2014, 11:43 PM

Eat, sleep, wrench, repeat.

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04-19-2014, 11:45 PM

I don't have any of my tools at school. It would be nice to have a garage or any sort of storage to work in too.

I think I need to do valve clearances cause it's about 1k miles overdue, but I've never worked on a DOHC before.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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04-20-2014, 05:21 PM

My cat locked himself in our spare bedroom and I had to pay a locksmith some ridiculous amount of money to drill a hole in our door to open it. The locksmith was actually awesome and probably undercharged us because we were recommended by a guy that knows all the tradesmen in the area (our landlord), I threw in $20 because it was worse than he probably thought and it's easter and I felt bad.

What I'm actually upset about is how ridiculously retarded these old time locks are on a couple of our doors. Seriously. They have a little lever that you flip and no one can get in in any reasonably manner. There is a keyhole but it only works a deadbolt. They nickname them dead man's locks because if someone dies in a room after having locked them there is no way to get to them without destroying the door.


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04-20-2014, 10:38 PM

(04-20-2014, 05:21 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: My cat locked himself in our spare bedroom
explain


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04-20-2014, 10:50 PM

whoops thought i got over someone and here i am having multiple feels for her again. damn its like some of virus. hashtag first world problems



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04-21-2014, 11:45 AM

(04-20-2014, 10:38 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg277917#msg277917 date=1398032471]
My cat locked himself in our spare bedroom
explain
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There is a little lever on the inside of the door that if you pull it down no one can get in ever. It is the worst design of anything I have ever seen. The lever is also perfectly placed so if a cat is pawing at the door it will get flipped.


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04-21-2014, 02:33 PM

Then replace them?

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04-21-2014, 03:34 PM

(04-21-2014, 02:33 PM)at0m link Wrote: Then replace them?

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I may. The actual thingees aren't normal, like the catch is screwed onto the side of the door frame, not in the middle of the door frame like normal god fearing doors. Not quite sure how to remedy this. Plus it's a historic house and I don't know if I can replace these historic knob's.


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04-21-2014, 04:23 PM

(04-21-2014, 03:34 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg277929#msg277929 date=1398108832]
Then replace them?

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I may. The actual thingees aren't normal, like the catch is screwed onto the side of the door frame, not in the middle of the door frame like normal god fearing doors. Not quite sure how to remedy this. Plus it's a historic house and I don't know if I can replace these historic knob's.
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Replace the entire door. Save the old door so it can be reinstalled.


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