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[k0ala]

[table][tr][td]16:58[/td][td]Coppanuva[/td][td]Who's getting Senran Kagura Breasts?[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]17:00[/td][td]Mission_Difficult_WORK[/td][td]i don't know what that is but it screams chronomaster[/td][/tr][/table]

[Dtrain323i]

10:25 Dtrain323i Need to do a misty cosplay  with the hair, hat, and mustache
10:26 HeK^Work Dtrain323i: And cutoffs?
10:26 Caffeine`work Dtrain323i: Mansty
10:26 Dtrain323i Yep
10:26 Caffeine`work haha, reminds me of one of Karrde's friends at Convergence
10:26 Caffeine`work like 2in taller than me, SUPER buff
10:26 Caffeine`work he wore a hufflepuff uniform with the sleeves ripped off
10:27 Caffeine`work said he was 'Bufflepuff'
10:28 k0ala I belong in Bufflepuff where they are jacked and swoll
10:29 Dtrain323i You Gryffendors are 'mirin
10:29 Caffeine`work oh funny guy, I dont think I spoke to him when he was sober either, at all
10:30 k0ala accio gainz
10:31 Dtrain323i Expecto Brotronus
10:31 Vlambo`work dropus dem pantieus
10:32 Chronomaster Do you even leviosa?

I just needed to quote this because it made me laugh my ass off again.

[Mission Difficult]

18:38:01 +Vlambo I'm judging you from Canada

[k0ala]

HeK^Work: Rilnac: We need to get you a roof basket so we can mount driving lights and musical airhorns
Rilnac: i want a horn that plays scary monsters and nice sprites
HeK^Work: How many horns will you need
StolenToast: 6 horns and a belt sander

SKRILLEX - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites

[Cineo]

10:20 HeK^Work Caffeine`work: what is the diameter of your nipples? I'm firing up solidworks.
10:21 Caffeine`work HeK^Work: If you want to help make them...I can seriously measure them when I get home
10:22 K2`work Shut it down, everyone. It's all over.
10:23 HeK^Work This impacts the battery size options for a self contained nipple light.
10:23 Dtrain323i Cue video montage of  Caffeine`work staring at his nipples with a ruler while  HeK^Work types furiously and does complicated calculus

[Versus]

lmao

[FlyingMongoose]

(14:47:42) (+Luinbariel) I don't want some hooker's cold fingers in there

[spm201]

spm201: Brace yourself. Care packages are coming.
Karth: I think I'm scared.
spm201: I'll tell you now...it's a fleshlight.
Karth: I should've known.
spm201: Don't lie, you'd love it.
Karth: When I got a chance to use it, raimundo is usually here the same times I am.
spm201: Sharing is caring.
Karth: Your idea of generosity is terrifying.

[at0m]

If you seriously got him a Fleshlight, and he won't use it because of vongore, I will buy vongore a matching one.

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[Dtrain323i]

If you seriously got him a Fleshlight, and he won't use it because of vongore, I will buy vongore a matching one.

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I'll donate to the bro sex toy fund

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[Cineo]

09:50 Squishy3: and of course you know, i can't buy this anywhere else
09:50 TOH: what is it
09:50 Squishy3: a dragon dildo
09:50 Squishy3: of course

[Greatbacon]

<+Squishy3> what do you molest on a manatee?
<+K2`work>  Those supple manatits

[A. Crow]

Gasmang: Is it wrong to think zaius would look ok in a dress?

[Elder]

Gasmang: Is it wrong to think zaius would look ok in a dress?

it already happened i was there.

[Kor]

February-23-14
9:08 PM - Guardian: great one lliner from your sister after someone mentioned there was a female in channel and we are being dirty
9:08 PM - Guardian: she says "I am the blood of Kor, the original cunt".

Only family can cut so deep, and and be so apt.

[Dr. Zaius]

[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=106.msg276572#msg276572 date=1393272860]
Gasmang: Is it wrong to think zaius would look ok in a dress?

it already happened i was there.
[/quote]

oh god seriously when did this happen

[Luinbariel]

Taken from my Twitch channel (I keep an eye on it with mIRC):



Oh, the joys of streaming. I was just being lazy, playing some Minecraft, watching some Project Runway at the same time.

[Elder]

CorpseFactor|Brb.U|: By the way, is it just me or did Hek look fat as hell?
Elder: what
CorpseFactor|Brb.U|: In the image, Hek kinda looked like fat bastard

[CaffeinePowered]

<+Surf> so part of my job description now is hounding my boss to get things done
<+Caffeine`work> Surf: That's adding to the scope of your work, you should ask for a raise
<+StolenToast> bug your boss about it

[Squishy3]

i'll just leave this here

<DaFeetLee> I know databases require stuff like css, html, php, etc