The "Fuck my life" thread

[at0m]

I firmly believe you give 0 fucks when you're dead.  

Maybe you're unfamiliar with the various stages of grief, but funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living.

That said, it looks like they're delaying the funeral for a few weeks, so I should be able to attend. Better than bad.

[rumbot]

Coworker of mine died Sunday. I'm probably going to miss his funeral, because I'm going to be on a business trip. I am not really ok with this.

Whoa, wait. Co-workers at the same company?

Also, hope the stars align for oh to kon, so you can get one of these.

[loldollas]

got jumped in an alley for absolutely no reason, time to get pepper spray and a stun gun and hit dat gym, i ain't dealing w/ this shit anymore, 2nd time ive been jumped in a year

im fine though, seriously no injuries, just fuck that.

[CaffeinePowered]

got jumped in an alley for absolutely no reason, time to get pepper spray and a stun gun and hit dat gym, i ain't dealing w/ this shit anymore, 2nd time ive been jumped in a year

im fine though, seriously no injuries, just fuck that.

How late are you staying out and why are you cutting through alleys? At least the latter I've seen as a huge no no since moving to Chicago if its after dark, even in my neighborhood that sees mostly only petty crime I wouldn't do it.

That sucks some serious balls though :/

[Dr. Zaius]

jesus dude that's awful.

our class valedictorian got robbed at gunpoint twice his freshman year at columbia college in chicago. people are crazy, and people are crazy unlucky

[loldollas]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg280078#msg280078 date=1406187218]
got jumped in an alley for absolutely no reason, time to get pepper spray and a stun gun and hit dat gym, i ain't dealing w/ this shit anymore, 2nd time ive been jumped in a year

im fine though, seriously no injuries, just fuck that.

How late are you staying out and why are you cutting through alleys? At least the latter I've seen as a huge no no since moving to Chicago if its after dark, even in my neighborhood that sees mostly only petty crime I wouldn't do it.

That sucks some serious balls though :/
[/quote]
2 pm on a tuesday, way too late.
seriously though, these guys thought i was wrecking up their alley (?!) so basically i met the drunker, more violent king of the hill crew

[Dtrain323i]

got jumped in an alley for absolutely no reason, time to get pepper spray and a stun gun and hit dat gym, i ain't dealing w/ this shit anymore, 2nd time ive been jumped in a year

im fine though, seriously no injuries, just fuck that.

Shoot them


Oh and get a rape whistle

[loldollas]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg280078#msg280078 date=1406187218]
got jumped in an alley for absolutely no reason, time to get pepper spray and a stun gun and hit dat gym, i ain't dealing w/ this shit anymore, 2nd time ive been jumped in a year

im fine though, seriously no injuries, just fuck that.

Shoot them


Oh and get a rape whistle
[/quote]
Wrong country for that my man.

[HeK]

Carry around a small squeeze bottle of acetone, a lighter and a pack of cigarettes.

No one is going to start shit with a smoker when they stink like like a nail salon.

[Eschatos]

My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

[Didzo]

My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

It should let you restore the tabs or restore previous session or restore recently closed tabs from history. Unless if you are talking about private browsing.

[CaffeinePowered]

My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

Why the hell do people keep this many tabs open?

I keep maybe 10 at most...and close them whenever Im done with the browser

[at0m]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg280122#msg280122 date=1406520495]
My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

It should let you restore the tabs or restore previous session or restore recently closed tabs from history. Unless if you are talking about private browsing.
[/quote]^this, and if you've got 100+ private tabs open that you leave open from browsing session to browsing session, you're doing private browsing wrong.

[KarthXLR]

Firefox is not a browser designed to have more than 10 tabs open. Fucker sucks up RAM like a nobody's business

[Greatbacon]

I had a roommate in college with a cheap VAIO laptop that had like 2 gigs of RAM running Windows Vista.  He also always had chrome open with like 20 tabs and would then bitch about how slow the damn thing was.

[HeK]

Mmmmmm, page files.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg280122#msg280122 date=1406520495]
My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

It should let you restore the tabs or restore previous session or restore recently closed tabs from history. Unless if you are talking about private browsing.
[/quote]

Normally it does, but not this time.

And I think my 16 gigs of Ram can handle 100 tabs just fine. Besides, normally I can shut it down and open them back up just fine.

[tracedarkwind]

i think i got a good one for the fuck my life thread the house we were repairing so we could move in BURNED DOWN  we had some of our stuff in it and some of my moms old stuff which was needing moved out just lucky none of our pets or us were in it yet but still if anyone wants to help we setup a donation page but if nothing else if you can pass the link around that would help greatly      http://www.gofundme.com/c4fovw



oh and my fiances paypal if you arnt into donation sites is velvetkitten4@aol.com

[StolenToast]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg280123#msg280123 date=1406527854]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg280122#msg280122 date=1406520495]
My house lost power, and all 100+ firefox tabs are gone. I should not feel this pissed off.

It should let you restore the tabs or restore previous session or restore recently closed tabs from history. Unless if you are talking about private browsing.
[/quote]

Normally it does, but not this time.

And I think my 16 gigs of Ram can handle 100 tabs just fine. Besides, normally I can shut it down and open them back up just fine.
[/quote]
History > restore previous session doesn't work?  I love Firefox.



I roll like this consistently.

i think i got a good one for the fuck my life thread the house we were repairing so we could move in BURNED DOWN  we had some of our stuff in it and some of my moms old stuff which was needing moved out just lucky none of our pets or us were in it yet but still if anyone wants to help we setup a donation page but if nothing else if you can pass the link around that would help greatly      http://www.gofundme.com/c4fovw



oh and my fiances paypal if you arnt into donation sites is velvetkitten4@aol.com

Jesus man, do you have a place to stay?!

[tracedarkwind]

we are currently staying in the living room at my moms house as we try to clear out a storage building with no water or bathroom to use as temp living until we can afford to do something