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10-06-2014, 08:16 PM

(10-06-2014, 07:22 PM)rumbot link Wrote: God's eyebrows.

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10-06-2014, 08:25 PM

(10-06-2014, 07:22 PM)rumbot link Wrote: zane you have God's eyebrows.

looking for strong-eyebrowed women to make giant-eyebrowed children.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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10-06-2014, 09:21 PM

(10-06-2014, 08:25 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg281339#msg281339 date=1412641339]
zane you have God's eyebrows.

looking for strong-eyebrowed women to make giant-eyebrowed children.
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10-06-2014, 10:33 PM

(10-06-2014, 09:21 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg281344#msg281344 date=1412645126]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg281339#msg281339 date=1412641339]
zane you have God's eyebrows.

looking for strong-eyebrowed women to make giant-eyebrowed children.
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10-07-2014, 12:55 AM

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10-09-2014, 12:07 PM

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10-11-2014, 07:01 PM

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10-12-2014, 02:18 PM

Got kinda drunk last night and kissed a friend who was also drunk white girl wasted. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing yet; I think she has work today so I haven't talked with her yet.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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10-12-2014, 03:40 PM

(10-12-2014, 02:18 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: Got kinda drunk last night and kissed a friend who was also drunk white girl wasted. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing yet; I think she has work today so I haven't talked with her yet.
A kiss does not mean anything romantic. Remember that.
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10-12-2014, 09:11 PM

(10-12-2014, 03:40 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg281425#msg281425 date=1413141493]
Got kinda drunk last night and kissed a friend who was also drunk white girl wasted. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing yet; I think she has work today so I haven't talked with her yet.
A kiss does not mean anything romantic. Remember that.
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It certainly can. Context is key here. If it's some rando and a peck on the lips then yeah, I wouldn't necessarily see that as a sign of romance. If it's someone he knows well and knows how she generally behaves, or if it was a little more involved it could be a different story. Either way, it can't hurt to see if she's interested.
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10-12-2014, 09:32 PM

Honestly I really doubt she's interested in me.

Only problem with what I did is when it boils down to it I took advantage of her. I didn't mean to do it like that but it still kinda happened that way. She was pretty drunk and she's emotionally distraught because of a (semi) recent breakup. If it was just some random from a party I wouldn't give a shit but I actually like this girl a lot as a friend (that's not to say I don't find her rather attractive) and I feel like it was probably a bad move. I'm just hoping it blows over and we get a do-over.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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10-13-2014, 10:54 AM

I need to be drunk right now, but I also need to drive six hours and be in Rhode Island tonight. Damnit.



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10-25-2014, 01:29 AM

Drinking PBR in bed because fuck the rules.


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10-25-2014, 11:36 AM

Drinking in bed is not against the rules

Terrible beer, however is

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10-26-2014, 04:55 PM

So much alcohol this weekend. If I was a weaker person I would say too much.
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11-15-2014, 12:56 PM

So I checked out the new Bird Dog Whiskey flavor: Maple.
The little card attached to the bottle said to put it with ice-cream like a sunday. Figured I could make it into a float kinda thing.

WRONG
Jesus fuck is that shit strong. I'm good with whiskey normally but I don't know if I even want to finish that bottle. I gotta find something to mix it with to make it bearable.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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11-18-2014, 12:52 AM

Had some Kentucky bourbon barrel ale on draft this weekend. Exceptionally smooth with a tasty mellow flavor. Stouts are obviously the standard for bourbon barrels but I thought the lightness of the ale went wonderfully with the bourbon flavor.

Also Blithering Idiot, a smooth barley wine by Weyerbacher, is one of my favorite ways to get drunk at 11+%


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11-18-2014, 01:25 PM

I love Kentucky bourbon barrel


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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11-18-2014, 06:30 PM

This is one of the many reasons I think Wil Wheaton is awesome... I'm not a big fan of Newcastle, but this ad was great...

Newcastle- Wil Wheaton "Unbeknownst"


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11-18-2014, 08:43 PM

(11-18-2014, 12:52 AM)matter11 link Wrote: Blithering Idiot at 11+%

Blithering Idiot is not to be played with.

Ask Caff about high-test, he went with some Rumpkin 18% last week....
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