This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[Cineo]

Got the house to myself for a whole week. (Wish it wasn't because my housemates had a death in the family.)

I'm working my emotions out like a man. In the woodshop. Making furniture.

[Something Swain]

Making expensive sandwiches is a much better job than trying to convince angry people to keep using a service they have no desire to continue using.

[Sogo]

Making expensive sandwiches is a much better job than trying to convince angry people to keep using a service they have no desire to continue using.

Do you get a discount on these expensive sandwiches? Cause then that'd be even better.

[FlyingMongoose]

Making expensive sandwiches is a much better job than trying to convince angry people to keep using a service they have no desire to continue using.

Why wouldn't I want to be part of the sandwich of the month club?

[Kor]

I started a new position at better pay about 3 weeks ago. There was an understanding that the pay would be comparable to a previous mechanical position I held - it was not.

Today, I punched HR square in the face for a raise. 100% effective; didn't even need to pull out the C-bomb.

[Something Swain]

[quote author=Something Swain link=topic=3603.msg281647#msg281647 date=1414015842]
Making expensive sandwiches is a much better job than trying to convince angry people to keep using a service they have no desire to continue using.

Do you get a discount on these expensive sandwiches? Cause then that'd be even better.
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Within an hour of clocking in/out.

[Cineo]

[quote author=Sogo -{メルメル}- link=topic=3603.msg281655#msg281655 date=1414084084]
[quote author=Something Swain link=topic=3603.msg281647#msg281647 date=1414015842]
Making expensive sandwiches is a much better job than trying to convince angry people to keep using a service they have no desire to continue using.

Do you get a discount on these expensive sandwiches? Cause then that'd be even better.
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Within an hour of clocking in/out.
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That's pretty legit. Our company policy when I worked there was only 50% during your break ONLY. We ended up making extra stuff by "accident" and the managers usually wouldn't care.  Especially the chill bro chill ones.

[Sogo]

Broke in my new handgun today and gave it a nice thorough cleaning after I got back.
The smell of Hoppe's NO. 9 is so calming to me.

[FlyingMongoose]

Broke in my new handgun today and gave it a nice thorough cleaning after I got back.
The smell of Hoppe's NO. 9 is so calming to me.

Where'd you go shoot? The Delaware range? Or some place closer?

[HeK]

My province's outdated alcohol laws have finally been updated to allow for growlers and brew pubs (seriously).
Now if only we had more then two brewery's here...

[kaese]

I tasted wine with 8ball! and my coworkers and manager!

totally beats studying for 4 hours

[FlyingMongoose]

My province's outdated alcohol laws have finally been updated to allow for growlers and brew pubs (seriously).
Now if only we had more then two brewery's here...

you can fix that.

HeK and Luin's Meadery... I'd go

Sent from my wireless communicator.

[Dtrain323i]

[quote author=HeK link=topic=3603.msg281679#msg281679 date=1414191593]
My province's outdated alcohol laws have finally been updated to allow for growlers and brew pubs (seriously).
Now if only we had more then two brewery's here...

you can fix that.

HeK and Luin's Meadery... I'd go

Sent from my wireless communicator.


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Become bootleggers.

[FlyingMongoose]

[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=3603.msg281685#msg281685 date=1414203408]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3603.msg281679#msg281679 date=1414191593]
My province's outdated alcohol laws have finally been updated to allow for growlers and brew pubs (seriously).
Now if only we had more then two brewery's here...

you can fix that.

HeK and Luin's Meadery... I'd go

Sent from my wireless communicator.


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Become bootleggers.
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I'd watch hek and luin running from a slightly off police chief in a charger in Winnipeg.... Ending every run with a ramp

Sent from my wireless communicator.

[Sogo]

Went out to Delaware, although they're kinda shit to have to go all the way out to for me ever since they restricted it to 100 yard targets for rifles. Only reason I head up there anymore is for the pistol range and Norton's has good deals every so often.

[FlyingMongoose]

Went out to Delaware, although they're kinda shit to have to go all the way out to for me ever since they restricted it to 100 yard targets for rifles. Only reason I head up there anymore is for the pistol range and Norton's has good deals every so often.

I'll give you that, but like we discussed they are suppose to be giving it a major overhaul soon.

According to the teams master the place got approved for a$5 million update. Voice triggered trap and all kinds of awesome stuff planned. Though my dad is lucky, he lives in an open shooting county now... So he can just step on his porch at any point and start shooting.

Sent from my wireless communicator.

[Eschatos]

I got a full time job offer here in Gainesville! Pay isn't great but it's still a hell of a lot more than I'm making now. The downside is, they want me to take a drug test this week, and I only quit smoking two weeks ago. Advice?

[KarthXLR]

I got a full time job offer here in Gainesville! Pay isn't great but it's still a hell of a lot more than I'm making now. The downside is, they want me to take a drug test this week, and I only quit smoking two weeks ago. Advice?

Don't look for jobs when you've been smoking recently?

[Greatbacon]

Drink a lot of water, sweat profusely and exercise heavily, prey to a deity of choice they're only taking a piss sample and/or only looking for hard shit like coke or heroin.

[zaneyard]

Drink a lot of water, sweat profusely and exercise heavily

Is there any physiological backing to that?