CaffeinePowered Mad Hatter Posts: 12,998 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-17-2014, 02:56 PM
Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...
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Neptune Lurker Posts: 469 Joined: Aug 2008 |
11-17-2014, 05:09 PM
(11-17-2014, 02:56 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting... There is nothing I want more in life than minions. They don't even have to be Despicable Me minions. |
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Dtrain323i Oprah Winfrey Posts: 3,067 Joined: Nov 2009 |
11-17-2014, 09:58 PM
(11-17-2014, 02:56 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...If you were my boss, I'd pretend we were in the mafia and have you whacked to take your place 11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-17-2014, 10:26 PM
(11-17-2014, 09:58 PM)Dadtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3603.msg282090#msg282090 date=1416254211]If you were my boss, I'd pretend we were in the mafia and have you whacked to take your place [/quote] .... yeah.... pretend.... |
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Cineo Lurker Posts: 281 Joined: Dec 2012 |
11-18-2014, 08:14 AM
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copulatingduck Following in Gordon's Footsteps Posts: 7,518 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-19-2014, 08:57 PM
(11-18-2014, 08:14 AM)KillerObe link Wrote: Free Awesome Mix Volume 1: I love you. Been listening to this off and on for weeks, such a feel-good album. Ripped like paper raped with ease hey scrub nerd pyros suck on these |
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Neptune Lurker Posts: 469 Joined: Aug 2008 |
11-19-2014, 11:07 PM
So, lately, we've been wrestling with a cat. He had a urinary blockage, so he had to go to the vet, etc, etc. Life sucks for Loki. We've been wrestling with him because he doesn't want to take his pills. He's 19 pounds of feline! He's such a gentle soul, so it's really surprising when he goes "Fuck this noise" and fights his way out of our grips. There was much stress and frustration and collateral scratches and kitty drool. He has made noises that he's never made before. It's just been a huge pain for everyone.
The "made my day" part: I was talking with my dentist today and she told me about "Pill Pockets". They make them for dogs and cats. You stick the pill in what is basically a treat that's got a hollow for the pill. She had to give a dog two pills a day for years and these always worked. So, I went out and got some. He ate it. Fuck yeah. |
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KarthXLR Free of STD's ... lolwut? Posts: 9,927 Joined: May 2008 |
11-19-2014, 11:32 PM
I got a call back for an extra role in the sequel to The Maze Runner.
I'mma be a scavenger. |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
11-20-2014, 11:05 AM
(11-19-2014, 11:32 PM)Karth link Wrote: I got a call back for an extra role in the sequel to The Maze Runner. woooooo |
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Dtrain323i Oprah Winfrey Posts: 3,067 Joined: Nov 2009 |
11-20-2014, 11:06 AM
(11-19-2014, 11:07 PM)Neptune link Wrote: So, lately, we've been wrestling with a cat. He had a urinary blockage, so he had to go to the vet, etc, etc. Life sucks for Loki. We've been wrestling with him because he doesn't want to take his pills. He's 19 pounds of feline! He's such a gentle soul, so it's really surprising when he goes "Fuck this noise" and fights his way out of our grips. There was much stress and frustration and collateral scratches and kitty drool. He has made noises that he's never made before. It's just been a huge pain for everyone. Yeah, pill pockets are the shit. Our dog tries to steal the bag of them to snack on. As for the cat, my cat also has urinary tract problems. She'll get a UTI at the drop of a hat. Our vet prescribed special cat food that lowers the pH of her urine and that kills all the germs apparently. 11:35 Socks Greatbacon_work: Just accept the idea of enemas. |
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FlyingMongoose Uninstalling Posts: 2,633 Joined: Apr 2008 |
11-20-2014, 12:42 PM
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Coelit BRB, Posting Posts: 992 Joined: Oct 2010 |
11-20-2014, 08:02 PM
Placement tests soon, depression is a bit better, friend gave me 300 dollars of magic to trade of for him and doesn't mind if I trade for myself as well, smash release is soooooon and I get to go to mtg locals then play mtg and smash with my jee eff. Ideally with hot chocolate.
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WaR1761 Lurker Posts: 417 Joined: Nov 2009 |
11-24-2014, 12:46 PM
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Cineo Lurker Posts: 281 Joined: Dec 2012 |
11-26-2014, 08:04 AM
They're discounting the phone I wanted to buy (Moto x 2014) by $140 for Cyber Monday! ;D
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Eightball Booze Makes Me Gay Posts: 1,557 Joined: Mar 2009 |
11-26-2014, 10:01 AM
(11-26-2014, 08:04 AM)KillerObe link Wrote: They're discounting the phone I wanted to buy (Moto x 2014) by $140 for Cyber Monday! ;D Gimme a link, I think the SO is getting that phone. |
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Cineo Lurker Posts: 281 Joined: Dec 2012 |
11-26-2014, 10:04 AM
(11-26-2014, 10:01 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=KillerObe link=topic=3603.msg282244#msg282244 date=1417007059] Gimme a link, I think the SO is getting that phone. [/quote] http://mdsupport.custhelp.com/ci/documen...sterNow_US |
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k0ala BRB, Posting Posts: 1,899 Joined: Jun 2009 |
11-26-2014, 01:28 PM
The nonfiction book which I helped edit is up on Amazon.com at long last.
http://www.amazon.com/Cloth-Egypt-About-...069227054X There is one picture of me in this book, in an assiut-embellished tie and top hat. |
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12-02-2014, 07:54 PM
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zaneyard Made with Whole Gainz (tm) Posts: 6,930 Joined: Jun 2008 |
12-02-2014, 08:04 PM
grew a beard and girls are checking me out now.
(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone? (11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE |
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kaese Accepts Non-Virgin Goat Sacrifices Posts: 1,224 Joined: Jan 2011 |
12-02-2014, 08:23 PM
(12-02-2014, 08:04 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: grew a beard and girls are checking me out now.now put flowers in your beard ask me about mpreg |
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