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11-17-2014, 02:56 PM

Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...


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11-17-2014, 05:09 PM

(11-17-2014, 02:56 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...

There is nothing I want more in life than minions.  They don't even have to be Despicable Me minions.
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11-17-2014, 09:58 PM

(11-17-2014, 02:56 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...
If you were my boss, I'd pretend we were in the mafia and have you whacked to take your place






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11-17-2014, 10:26 PM

(11-17-2014, 09:58 PM)Dadtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3603.msg282090#msg282090 date=1416254211]
Work offered me an internal promotion with a raise and direct reporting minion. Interview I had already lined up on Friday will be interesting...
If you were my boss, I'd pretend we were in the mafia and have you whacked to take your place
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.... yeah.... pretend....


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11-18-2014, 08:14 AM

Free Awesome Mix Volume 1:

https://play.google.com/store/music/albu...ewdjd5nqui


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11-19-2014, 08:57 PM

(11-18-2014, 08:14 AM)KillerObe link Wrote: Free Awesome Mix Volume 1:

https://play.google.com/store/music/albu...ewdjd5nqui

I love you. Been listening to this off and on for weeks, such a feel-good album.


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11-19-2014, 11:07 PM

So, lately, we've been wrestling with a cat.  He had a urinary blockage, so he had to go to the vet, etc, etc.  Life sucks for Loki.  We've been wrestling with him because he doesn't want to take his pills.  He's 19 pounds of feline!  He's such a gentle soul, so it's really surprising when he goes "Fuck this noise" and fights his way out of our grips.  There was much stress and frustration and collateral scratches and kitty drool.  He has made noises that he's never made before.  It's just been a huge pain for everyone.

The "made my day" part: I was talking with my dentist today and she told me about "Pill Pockets".  They make them for dogs and cats.  You stick the pill in what is basically a treat that's got a hollow for the pill.  She had to give a dog two pills a day for years and these always worked. 

So, I went out and got some.  He ate it.  Fuck yeah.
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11-19-2014, 11:32 PM

I got a call back for an extra role in the sequel to The Maze Runner.


I'mma be a scavenger.
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11-20-2014, 11:05 AM

(11-19-2014, 11:32 PM)Karth link Wrote: I got a call back for an extra role in the sequel to The Maze Runner.


I'mma be a scavenger.

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11-20-2014, 11:06 AM

(11-19-2014, 11:07 PM)Neptune link Wrote: So, lately, we've been wrestling with a cat.  He had a urinary blockage, so he had to go to the vet, etc, etc.  Life sucks for Loki.  We've been wrestling with him because he doesn't want to take his pills.  He's 19 pounds of feline!  He's such a gentle soul, so it's really surprising when he goes "Fuck this noise" and fights his way out of our grips.  There was much stress and frustration and collateral scratches and kitty drool.  He has made noises that he's never made before.  It's just been a huge pain for everyone.

The "made my day" part: I was talking with my dentist today and she told me about "Pill Pockets".  They make them for dogs and cats.  You stick the pill in what is basically a treat that's got a hollow for the pill.  She had to give a dog two pills a day for years and these always worked. 

So, I went out and got some.  He ate it.  Fuck yeah.

Yeah, pill pockets are the shit. Our dog tries to steal the bag of them to snack on. As for the cat, my cat also has urinary tract problems. She'll get a UTI at the drop of a hat. Our vet prescribed special cat food that lowers the pH of her urine and that kills all the germs apparently.






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11-20-2014, 12:42 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gK5MWQ__Ns


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11-20-2014, 08:02 PM

Placement tests soon, depression is a bit better, friend gave me 300 dollars of magic to trade of for him and doesn't mind if I trade for myself as well, smash release is soooooon and I get to go to mtg locals then play mtg and smash with my jee eff. Ideally with hot chocolate.


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11-24-2014, 12:46 PM

Almost that time of year!
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/steam-f...0-6423776/

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT



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11-26-2014, 08:04 AM

They're discounting the phone I wanted to buy (Moto x 2014) by $140 for Cyber Monday!  ;D


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11-26-2014, 10:01 AM

(11-26-2014, 08:04 AM)KillerObe link Wrote: They're discounting the phone I wanted to buy (Moto x 2014) by $140 for Cyber Monday!  ;D

Gimme a link, I think the SO is getting that phone.
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11-26-2014, 10:04 AM

(11-26-2014, 10:01 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=KillerObe link=topic=3603.msg282244#msg282244 date=1417007059]
They're discounting the phone I wanted to buy (Moto x 2014) by $140 for Cyber Monday!  ;D

Gimme a link, I think the SO is getting that phone.
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11-26-2014, 01:28 PM

The nonfiction book which I helped edit is up on Amazon.com at long last.

http://www.amazon.com/Cloth-Egypt-About-...069227054X

There is one picture of me in this book, in an assiut-embellished tie and top hat.


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12-02-2014, 07:54 PM

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12-02-2014, 08:04 PM

grew a beard and girls are checking me out now.


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(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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12-02-2014, 08:23 PM

(12-02-2014, 08:04 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: grew a beard and girls are checking me out now.
now put flowers in your beard
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