Cards Against Humanity: BRB Uninstalling edition?

[Luinbariel]

So after this discussion happened in IRC today (and I didn't see it turn up anywhere on the forums yet), I think it deserves some attention.

Caff suggested it might be fun to get a bunch of BRB.U specific Cards Against Humanity cards printed for use at the next ACEN. There were some really good suggestions being thrown out in IRC (which I'll add here). I'd be sad to just see them disappear and for this to not actually happen!

So, let's compile a list of suggestions, and look into ways to get a nice set printed that wouldn't be too different or stand out too much from the quality of the original game.

Suggestions from IRC today (for both black and white cards, also my apologies if anything was missed/changed slightly to read a bit better on the card):

The fap tent
Caffeine screaming at you
The garbage can
Get on the point, you cunt
Get on the point, you ___________
Kor's all-seeing eye
Get in the _______, you're _______
Versus' Dakimakura collection
Uh, hullo?
Blue the Cat
Good catte
Salt
.@ii
Get raped
The people in IRC that never talk
CUBA LIBRE
Ripped like paper
Construct additional pylons
Ripped with ease
LET ME HIGH-FIVE YOU
Eightball's average-sized penis
D-train said it? Oh then never mind, I'm not mad
More hipster than Surf314
Lt. Crow's Epic Beard
A successful SOE MMO
Neonie's 24 letter alphabet
A failed date with FailMedic
Constant complaining about balance
THE FUCKING FBI
HeK, internet detective
Animu
Smuggling beer into Canada for dummies
Tactical nuclear penguin is NOT a shot
Dosh
LOADS OF MONEY
GET BACK TO THE WARP GATE
Moose's asshole sentry spots
Magrider minesweeper
Venom, venom, venom, _______
*facestab*
_____ is a bad game
The trashcan
BRB, _______________
__________ yes, that __________ from Spore
________ is garbage, ever since they nerfed ________________-
Versus' TF2 spray
OVERTIME
Sponson's breast expansion comics
An attractive cowgirl
OVALTINE
How do I disable signatures on this forum?
Tim lays the _____
The song of my people
I never really understood ______ until I attended ACEN
This week's TF2 map is CP________
________ came all the way to ACEN?
Turning someone bisexual in a single night
Who wants whitecastle?
Karth flipped another ____________?
pl_awesome
pl_whalerace
Liquid's bullshit quickscopes
That one girl caffeine bangs at cons, no, the other one
Whole gainz
Do you like _______?
Oddly erotic MPreg
Gay Swimming
Gay Tennis
Why yes, _________ is a fetish of mine
No, seriously, hit me harder
__________ is my new fetish
Ketchup potato chips
Turtle's negative karma score
I spent $20 on keys, and all I uncrated was 10 _______________
No, you can't have my shiny hat
Didzo traded a ___________ for a _____________
Socks: dongs
Ugh next week's highlander match is on pl_ _______________
The answer is always ______________
All ______
Didzo's creepy pedophile voice
A handy murse
Kor's sexy voice
Fearless Leader
I wasted 200 certs on level 5 _________

[Eightball]

nascar

[kaese]

I love it.

What about DOGBREAD?

[zaneyard]

nascar

jesus christ you guys still remember that

[Luinbariel]

I love it.

What about DOGBREAD?

I forgot,  someone did mention that and I forgot to add it!

[FlyingMongoose]

Coobs?

Sent from my wireless communicator.

[FlyingMongoose]

Valve has announced a new hat for Team Fortress 2 of ______.

Sent from my wireless communicator.

[Didzo]

__________ yes, that is __________ from Spore

Fixed

[Greatbacon]

[quote author=Eightball link=topic=7349.msg282362#msg282362 date=1417736997]
nascar

jesus christ you guys still remember that
[/quote] BRBU does not forget, and it does not forgive.

[FlyingMongoose]

LAG is pissed off about ____ this week.

[Dtrain323i]

D-train said it? Oh then never mind, I'm not mad

I love being me.

[KarthXLR]

Bizarro-Karth says ________.

[Eightball]

Also if we're being practical about this then you can just make some cards for various members. Say, tim

[StolenToast]

UR A ____

[Chief]

tim's incredibly large signature

[Chief]

tim's incredibly large signature

oh i got a good one

brbu's inhouse tf2 tourney

[Luinbariel]

Also if we're being practical about this then you can just make some cards for various members. Say, tim

I was thinking about that too; just have everyone's forum name be a card or how that person is most commonly known.

[FlyingMongoose]

Dtrain bought a new gun because _____.


Dtrain's new gun fires _____.

[Elder]

You should make a bunch of cards that are just BRBU member names
Ex: swain
Hek
The man formerly known as rummy

[Something Swain]

Actually, I'm just here for the ______ server.

*alternatively "Just joining for the Minecraft server"