Dock

[Dock]

I am Dock, may be posting with you fellow people. I pretty much Only play hearthstone, but I'm more here for miscellaneous discussion. I'll most likely lurk at first to get the posting atmosphere, so don't mind me if you see me doing that. Other than that I'm an laid back easy going type of guy who likes to post of forums. If you want to know anything else ask.

[kaese]

Welcome!
To ensure that you are not a bot, what's your credit card number and cvv?

[Dock]

Well I only have a debit card but till give you the.... wait a minute there's no money in that account so that will do you no good. Sorry bud.

[Xineoph]

As a dock, what sort of boats tie up alongside you?

[Dock]

Mostly little schooners, sometimes the occasionally pirate vessel though

[Xineoph]

Your opinion of piers?

[Dock]

Piers are among my peers, so I have no quarrel with them

[Surf314]

Have you been winterized?

[Xineoph]

Are floating docks an unholy abomination or advancement of the species?

Do you prefer port or starboard?

[Dock]

Have you been winterized?

Not in few year, I'm afraid I'm in a state of damage, I could go for a few repairs.
 
Xineoph, floating docks are kind of a natural selection gone wrong and hhopefully die out soon. I like starboard, but port it Okay too.

[Luinbariel]

Hi!

How do you feel about kittens? Can they sunbathe on the dock?

[Dock]

Yes, of course they can kittens are amazing.

[Xineoph]

Which tall ship is your favorite, and why is it the Pride of Baltimore II?

[The Generic Name]

Have you ever Docked another Dock? I'm pretty sure that process is called Docking, but I don't know enough about docks to refute it.

[Dock]

My favorite ship was the Titanic, the lies it spread about it being unsinkable was it's ego stroking and it's inevitable down fall. Docks everywhere were delighted by the news of its passing because no one wants an narcissistic ship on their dock.

I have never docked another dock, it sounds counter productive though. I don't think I would appreciate another dock docking at my dock.

[CaffeinePowered]

This thread is moored tightly to a rising tide of puns

[Dock]

I would add more puns, but I think that ship has sailed. I think we went a bit over board with the puns. We should probably abandon ship while we still can.

[FlyingMongoose]

Well if we can't abandon I really hope someone can bail us out of this sinking ship.