HEY LOOK SCOUT UPDATE ON THE 24TH

[Darklink]

scout should get a full body condom that protects him from sentries and stickies and rockets and bullets and needles guys he needs survive that stuff

[Honest]

Um...an energy drink that makes you run faster, it looks like. Uh.

[KarthXLR]

Um...an energy drink that makes you run faster, it looks like. Uh.

Don't forget a protein shake so he can beat people up without weapons.

[Darklink]

Page wont even load for me now. It's taking too long to respond.

[zaneyard]

Page wont even load for me now. It's taking too long to respond.

same here.

[at0m]

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Then its got all the achievement icons and names listed.

[Dave]

fucking energy drink

fuck off valve
you
twats.

the medics get a fucking vampire gun, we get a FUCKING DRINK

GOD FUCKING DAMNNIT I HATE YOU
DONT GET MY HOPES UP, THEN SHIT IN A TOWEL AND THROW IT AT ME YOU TWATS!

[Geoff]

Does anyone see the peculiar red payload in the background?

[Darklink]

you’ll be dodgin’ bullets like they ain’t even there!

fucking steam froums bitches and their DODGE SENTRY shit.

[Ianki]

fucking energy drink

fuck off valve
you
twats.

the medics get a fucking vampire gun, we get a FUCKING DRINK

GOD FUCKING DAMNNIT I HATE YOU
DONT GET MY HOPES UP, THEN SHIT IN A TOWEL AND THROW IT AT ME YOU TWATS!

I'm supposed to give up my pistol for this, is that the idea?  sigh

[Master Shake]

so many people are trying to look at it i cant even see it

[Trace]

I'm confused, why does he need to go faster  ???

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

ಠ_ಠ

[Surf314]

???

I thought you guys were being sarcastic.  It's really an energy drink?

[zaneyard]

so many people are trying to look at it i cant even see it

also,
honestly i think its really funny how many people are going rage about this update.. and even more funny, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE FUCKING UNLOCKS TO JUDGE THEM. FUCKING RAGERS!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL why dont you write a letter to valve and tell them to stop doing the updates..or better yet, tell them to take multi-player off the game, then you wont be able to bitch about how much it sucks

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=J-Master link=topic=2359.msg67746#msg67746 date=1235081443]
so many people are trying to look at it i cant even see it

also,
honestly i think its really funny how many people are going rage about this update.. and even more funny, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE FUCKING UNLOCKS TO JUDGE THEM. FUCKING RAGERS!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[/quote]

This isn't raging, it's whining.

Especially about something vitally less useful.

Also: it looks like that the scout stops for a couple seconds after using the energy drink after reading the small print and some of the achievments.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2359.msg67751#msg67751 date=1235081819]
[quote author=J-Master link=topic=2359.msg67746#msg67746 date=1235081443]
so many people are trying to look at it i cant even see it

also,
honestly i think its really funny how many people are going rage about this update.. and even more funny, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE FUCKING UNLOCKS TO JUDGE THEM. FUCKING RAGERS!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  why dont you write a letter to valve and tell them to stop doing the updates..or better yet, tell them to take multi-player off the game, then you wont be able to bitch about how much it sucks
[/quote]

This isn't raging, it's whining.

Especially about something vitally less useful.
[/quote]
i guess, but rest assured someone is cutting their wrists about this

[Maxon]

I'll save my uncontrollable rage for when I can actually give them a try lol

[backfire]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=2359.msg67742#msg67742 date=1235081101]
fucking energy drink

fuck off valve
you
twats.

the medics get a fucking vampire gun, we get a FUCKING DRINK

GOD FUCKING DAMNNIT I HATE YOU
DONT GET MY HOPES UP, THEN SHIT IN A TOWEL AND THROW IT AT ME YOU TWATS!

I'm supposed to give up my pistol for this, is that the idea?  sigh
[/quote]

Actually, this I'm actually liking this idea. Sure, I get a lot of use of a pistol, but this could help in those situations where there's a choke point full of heavies and sentries.  If anything, it'll force people to do something other than growing sentry farms.

Also

Dodgers 1, Giants 0

Who didn't see this coming.

[Dave]

[quote author=J-Master link=topic=2359.msg67746#msg67746 date=1235081443]
so many people are trying to look at it i cant even see it

also,
honestly i think its really funny how many people are going rage about this update.. and even more funny, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN USED THE FUCKING UNLOCKS TO JUDGE THEM. FUCKING RAGERS!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL why dont you write a letter to valve and tell them to stop doing the updates..or better yet, tell them to take multi-player off the game, then you wont be able to bitch about how much it sucks
[/quote]

how about suck my dick, this is like telling a 6 year old your gonna give him a power ranger toy, then waving your dick at him and going, well at least its somethin, start sucking or shut up about it.

suck MY dick zane, this will NEVER be worth a pistol, the scatter gun cant hit DICK farther than 4 metres away!