HEY LOOK SCOUT UPDATE ON THE 24TH

[Badgerman of DOOM]

That sounds like it might happen. Or Valve will make it so that it only works while you are in motion.

[3clipse]

Omg. Force-Of-Nature Looks so tight!
jkay
GOD DAMNIT ITS MONDAY ALREADY!

[ribozyme]

Some copypasta from the GameFAQS forums

Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
...
This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
...
Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
...
Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat, 50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%, use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.

Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.

Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.

*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.


Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.

But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.

Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order.

[Radio Raheem]

gamefaqs might be the only forums worse than 4chan. outside of like maybe 2 old games and those are below average and dead.

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

[KarthXLR]

gamefaqs might be the only forums worse than 4chan. outside of like maybe 2 old games and those are below average and dead.

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

You have not been to Gametrailers forums. It's like watching a chimpanzee battle lemming. It's truly horrifying.

[Ianki]

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

Tifa, obviously.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=2359.msg68502#msg68502 date=1235436840]

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

Tifa, obviously.
[/quote]

No, Cloud is.  Cloud is a girl, right?

[Honest]

[quote author=Ianki link=topic=2359.msg68507#msg68507 date=1235437541]
[quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=2359.msg68502#msg68502 date=1235436840]

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

Tifa, obviously.
[/quote]

No, Cloud is.  Cloud is a girl, right?
[/quote]

Vincent. <3 Also whar r u scoot update. This is late even for Valve time.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=2359.msg68510#msg68510 date=1235437681]
[quote author=Ianki link=topic=2359.msg68507#msg68507 date=1235437541]
[quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=2359.msg68502#msg68502 date=1235436840]

WHICH FF7 GURL IS THE HOTTEST?????????

Tifa, obviously.
[/quote]

No, Cloud is.  Cloud is a girl, right?
[/quote]

Vincent. <3 Also whar r u scoot update. This is late even for Valve time.
[/quote]

Never too late for VALVe time.

[Vongore]

Come ooon! It's been monday since 22 hours!

[backfire]

It's not a Spy update.
We're running a bit behind today (big surprise, right?). Monday's announcement will be out shortly.

Besides, if they were going to fake another class update for the spy, it'd be the engie. No decent spy would desguise as a scout and try to fool the world.

[Vongore]

They better update a video today, not the shotty. We already know what the Shotty does

[Chooly]

I want my update news  > >

[backfire]

They better update a video today, not the shotty. We already know what the Shotty does

Or possibly... both :o

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

[quote author=Valve Employee on the Steam Forums]
It's not a Spy update.
We're running a bit behind today (big surprise, right?). Monday's announcement will be out shortly.

Besides, if they were going to fake another class update for the spy, it'd be the engie. No decent spy would desguise as a scout and try to fool the world.
[/quote]

Announcer_Blues begs to differ.

[Versus]

IT'S OUT.

[backfire]

Anyways, here's my theory on the Force-of-Nature. It's pushes people back when you shoot them sorta like the pyro's airblast. It either gives backblast forcing you the opposite direction you fired with everyshot or only shots facing the ground.  To offset this, I'm guessing it has less ammo per clip. Probably 2 or 4. 

I so called it. ;D

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

Uh, great, versus, care to copy and paste for those of us behind website filters at work?

[ZargonX]

What's up with the poll at the bottom?  We're voting to determine what order they become available to all players?  Does that mean it's not going to be based on which achievements we get anymore?  I AM CONFUSED.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Karrde link=topic=2359.msg68535#msg68535 date=1235442094]
Uh, great, versus, care to copy and paste for those of us behind website filters at work?

Can't, it's a solid picture. Basically though it reloads slower, and caries less in a clip, but propels enemies backwards, and yourself if your using it in midair, sort of like a Scout rocket jump, which might make up for no double jump with The Sandman.

All in all, pretty cool, and a solid unlockable

Also, they have a poll that lets you pick which weapon gets unlocked first.

What's up with the poll at the bottom?  We're voting to determine what order they become available to all players?  Does that mean it's not going to be based on which achievements we get anymore?  I AM CONFUSED.

It still is, but your voting to decide which weapon goes with Milestone 1. I think.