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zaneyard
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#1
12-01-2009, 10:51 PM

i'm trying to exchange my phone for a new one
and my provider (sprintrelay) is a service for the deaf and hard of hearing
no where does it say you have to be deaf though
so i figured i would drop my voice plan cause i hardly ever use it and just go to the 30 dollar unlimited data plan
and now the service person is trying to get me to do a video call to "talk" about the exchange...
i'm not sure what to do here, if i should just tell her i don't know sign language or tell her that i the times she has available aren't convenient?

anyone wanna help me out with some insight here?


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12-01-2009, 10:53 PM

OMG this is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Also my wife knows some sign language.


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12-01-2009, 10:54 PM

How did you get the service in the first place?



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#4
12-01-2009, 10:54 PM

Just tell her you're insulted by the request and say you can't sign but you can lipread if she speaks out loud. Type your responses.
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12-01-2009, 10:54 PM

Just tell her you don't know sign language.. or tell her that when your in the video chat and ask her to take her top off.


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#6
12-01-2009, 10:56 PM

Bandage up both wrists and hands and just make pathetic motions shrug then give up.


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12-01-2009, 10:56 PM

(12-01-2009, 10:54 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Just tell her you're insulted by the request and say you can't sign but you can lipread if she speaks out loud. Type your responses.
Or shout them. He is hard of hearing after all.



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12-01-2009, 10:57 PM

(12-01-2009, 10:56 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3922.msg124741#msg124741 date=1259726081]
Just tell her you're insulted by the request and say you can't sign but you can lipread if she speaks out loud. Type your responses.
Or shout them. He is hard of hearing after all.
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Poor Zane, now we're going to have to scream really loud when he's on the server so he can hear us. I'm really sorry about the accident man  Sad

Edit, I found you a sign language chart:

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12-01-2009, 11:03 PM

tell them your hands are broke or something

or that you only speak spanish sign language
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12-01-2009, 11:05 PM

Wear two pirate hooks

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#11
12-01-2009, 11:08 PM

you guys are jackasses lol
idk i searched for data only plan on google
and this came up
i didn't realize it was for deaf people until they sent me some of the stuff with the phone.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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12-01-2009, 11:08 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:05 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: Wear two pirate hooks

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I laughed so hard. Like.. out loud.


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12-01-2009, 11:13 PM

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12-01-2009, 11:16 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:03 PM)diggs link Wrote: tell them your hands are broke or something

or that you only speak spanish sign language
both of my hands are broke?
how do i use the phone?


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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12-01-2009, 11:18 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:16 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3922.msg124747#msg124747 date=1259726597]
tell them your hands are broke or something

or that you only speak spanish sign language
both of my hands are broke?
how do i use the phone?
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This is now my favorite thread on BRBu ever. I laughed harder at this thread then most of everything posted in the lulz thread.


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12-01-2009, 11:18 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:16 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3922.msg124747#msg124747 date=1259726597]
tell them your hands are broke or something

or that you only speak spanish sign language
both of my hands are broke?
how do i use the phone?
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12-01-2009, 11:19 PM

Legit response: Say your "hard of hearing". Somebody said to try to pull of lip reading if he/she talks loudly. If shit goes down say that lip reading is your preferred way of communication even if its not the easiest way.


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12-01-2009, 11:20 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:19 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: Legit response: Say your "hard of hearing". Somebody said to try to pull of lip reading if he/she talks loudly. If shit goes down say that lip reading is your preferred way of communication even if its not the easiest way.

Lip reading.

Phone service.


Something is wrong with putting the two ideas together, but I can't figure out what...




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12-01-2009, 11:21 PM

(12-01-2009, 11:16 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=diggs link=topic=3922.msg124747#msg124747 date=1259726597]
tell them your hands are broke or something

or that you only speak spanish sign language
both of my hands are broke?
how do i use the phone?
[/quote]they would then ask how you type, I honestly can't think of a way that this will turn out well for you


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#20
12-01-2009, 11:22 PM

Has anyone stopped to notice she wants to do sign language threw skype yet the internet has text that would be much easier to use? Maybe she wants more then to just help him  Wink


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