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Epic Beard is Epic: please bring back.
72.41%
21 72.41%
Epic Beard is fail: Burn it off pyroman.
3.45%
1 3.45%
Crow is smarter than me and should rule the world.
24.14%
7 24.14%
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The Beardening
A. Crow
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#1
08-02-2008, 09:51 PM

So it'll probably be a bit before I have to be squared away for teh jobzorz, since I've already got a decent start at it, I'm considering undertaking another great beardening.  To refresh your memories I submit the picture from the pictures thread that spawns all the great burger king jokes.
[Image: Beard.jpg]

Any thoughts?


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Eschatos
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#2
08-02-2008, 10:18 PM

DO IT NOW



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CaffeinePowered
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#3
08-03-2008, 01:23 AM

You need to wax your mustache, like a old timey film villain


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cannedpeahes
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#4
08-03-2008, 01:25 AM

[Image: 050606_beardchamp.jpg]
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#5
08-03-2008, 01:26 AM

(08-03-2008, 01:25 AM)cannedpeaches link Wrote: [Image: 050606_beardchamp.jpg]
I want to place a candle on each one.












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Luinbariel
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#6
08-03-2008, 02:01 AM

re-hash the 'stache
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HeK
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#7
08-03-2008, 02:11 AM

You grow some wicked thick hair there, get a nice Southern waxed 'stache going Tongue
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A. Crow
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#8
08-03-2008, 02:32 AM

The stash curls were a result of my native nervous impulse to twirl the damn thing.  Never has wax touched it, sorry caff.


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Eschatos
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#9
08-03-2008, 08:44 AM

Actually, just do that moustache and a goatee.  Forget the rest.



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ScottyGrayskull
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#10
08-03-2008, 10:32 AM

http://www.kongregate.com/games/BoMToons...-the-beard


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Geoff
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#11
08-03-2008, 10:34 AM

Asking us for opinion?  Please.


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Surf314
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#12
08-04-2008, 09:05 AM

My vote: you grow an epic beard and then video tape yourself standing in doorways and shit yelling at people "You shall not shall pass"


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NiceGuy
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#13
08-04-2008, 10:44 AM

No, take pictures once a week and then make a .gif of your beard growing to full size. EPIC!


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Budr
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#14
08-04-2008, 11:33 AM

(08-04-2008, 10:44 AM)NiceGuy link Wrote: No, take pictures once a week and then make a .gif of your beard growing to full size. EPIC!

That is among the better ideas ever to have been conceived. DO IT!
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xlilkrissyx
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#15
08-05-2008, 02:39 AM

Have the birds left the nest yet?
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A. Crow
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#16
08-05-2008, 02:54 AM

(08-04-2008, 11:33 AM)Budr link Wrote: [quote author=NiceGuy link=topic=1041.msg27361#msg27361 date=1217864696]
No, take pictures once a week and then make a .gif of your beard growing to full size. EPIC!

That is among the better ideas ever to have been conceived. DO IT!
[/quote]

this would require jobless crow to purchase a digital camera for non-jobless money.

(08-05-2008, 02:39 AM)xlilkrissyx link Wrote: Have the birds left the nest yet?

Birds?  nonononono young lady, real men, who grow up in Texas, don't allow birds to nest in their manes.  They carry crocodile eggs with them, and when the crocs get to big, they are killed (with bare hands) and eaten (raw). 


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HeK
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#17
08-05-2008, 10:59 PM

I have a spare digital camera I could send.
Mind you, it is a little dated.

http://www.kodak.com/global/en/service/p...7609.jhtml
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A. Crow
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#18
08-05-2008, 11:07 PM

I'm not one for hand outs... and I think my cell camera might out do that thing.


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HeK
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#19
08-05-2008, 11:09 PM

Your cell camera will out do it. It's only 640x480 and only saves as TIFF.
Plus it makes everything pink.


I'm too much of a packrat to toss it.
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