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BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - 06-07-2009
Welcome back to the BRB'U Fight Club, designed to determine just who can claim the title of Ultimate Badass. Round 4 was neck and neck with Fyre always just one step behind the eventual victor Oprah. Tonight's is interesting, as, since I was totally unfamiliar with the contestants, it's written by two lovely volunteers: Versus and Ensign Epic.
BE WARNED! BOTH CONTAIN LARGE SPOILERS FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE ORIGINS (GURREN LAGANN AND THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU)
And now for Round 5! The matchup:
Simon vs. Sho Minamimoto
Simon
(From Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
![[Image: tgtpgl27ec1sgeturownhos.jpg]](http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4093/tgtpgl27ec1sgeturownhos.jpg)
Why he's a badass:
SIMON'S DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HYMENS HEAVENS
In twenty-seven episodes Simon gradually moves up from feckless underground driller who knows nothing about the world beyond his village to battling what amounted to a god in a pocket universe between dimensions for the future of countless Spiral races throughout the universe; he pilots the biggest and most powerful mecha ever; even though Yoko tells Gimmy that "Simon isn't god", Simon could get pretty close if he wanted to (lolspiralpower).
http://i43.tinypic.com/2qsrldw.jpg (don't click on this either if you haven't seen the entire thing)
Why he's not a badass:
He turns emo after Kamina dies for like an episode or two; he lets Rossiu character-assassinate him.
Sho Minamimoto
(From The World Ends With You)
![[Image: shoavatarxo2.png]](http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8084/shoavatarxo2.png){kind=avatar}
Why Heâs a Badass
Sho Minamimoto is the second Game Master in TWEWY. Heâs a genius among the elite, excelling in all areas except for cooperation. He cannot say anything without using some sort of math terminology. He makes huge sculptures out of trash, and uses a goddamned megaphone when he speaks. Not only that, but he ends up deserting the Reapers and goes rogue, creating Taboo Noise that attack everyone. Heâs no slouch in battle either, teleporting all over the place, summoning Taboo Noise, and using energy bursts. His Noise form, Leo Cantus, also teleports, but attacks primarily with kicks. You might beat down his ass, but he then uses a Level i (as in imaginary number) Flare (triggered by reciting the first 156 digits of Pi), destroying your partner and himself. But this isnât the end of him. Via a Taboo Noise sigil, he is reborn at a power level that is almost as strong as the Composer (think- God). He is basically an excellent Chess Master.
Why Heâs Not a Badass
The way he âdiesâ is less than awesome. He is found crushed by a car and a vending machine, and is not erased like most other enemies. Joshua, who is the partner that Sho destroyed, as well as being the gameâs Gay Jesus analog (the Composer), is the cause of this. Josh out-Chess Masters the Chess Master, teleporting to an alternate reality to avoid
Who's your choice? Cast your votes and check back tomorrow for round 6, in the mean time, if you'd like to help in any way in the form of pictures or writing up these summaries for some of the charecters, I could really use a hand. The full list is:
Barack Obama
Peter Francisco
Hard Gay
Makunouchi Ippo
Takamura
Don Fransisco
Donald Duck
Mr Grey
Chooly
Liquid Snake
Edward Norton
Leonard Nimoy
Audie Murphy
Oscar Wilde
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Frog/Glenn
Jack Churchill
Chuck Yeager
Jim West
Thich Quang Duc
With me really needing help with Makunouchi Ippo, Takamura, Hard Gay since I don't really know them Any contributions would be greatly appreciated though!
Enjoy!
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Versus - 06-07-2009
;D
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-07-2009
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
SINE! COSINE! TANGENT!
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Sponson - 06-07-2009
(06-07-2009, 10:15 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
SINE! COSINE! TANGENT!
*angry pig tornado*
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - sarcasticsteve - 06-07-2009
Fuck yeah Simon!
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Blues - 06-07-2009
The more Simon wants to win, the more he wins. This matchup would have only been good against another Godhax character (Hulk?).
No contest.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-07-2009
Yeah, but everything that evolves has Spiral energy. So, Spiral-powered Level i Flare anyone?
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Blues - 06-07-2009
(06-07-2009, 11:14 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: Yeah, but everything that evolves has Spiral energy. So, Spiral-powered Level i Flare anyone?As per the show, Spiral Races have spiral energy, not just any race that evolves. As per the game, Sho's got his powers. In the spirit of all fictional character fights, you can't just give everyone powers based on one character's universe.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - copulatingduck - 06-08-2009
2ez
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-08-2009
Fine Blues. Sho draws Simon into an imaginary number plane. Sho uses Level i Flare. Sho rebirths, Simon is destroyed on any and all planes.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Honest - 06-08-2009
(06-08-2009, 12:23 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: Fine Blues. Sho draws Simon into an imaginary number plane. Sho uses Level i Flare. Sho rebirths, Simon is destroyed on any and all planes.
And then Vongore pile drives them both. THE CHILEAN CRUSHER IS ROCKING THIS TOURNAMENT
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - KarthXLR - 06-08-2009
![[Image: luigi-gurren-lagann-11-parody.jpg]](http://bignanime.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/luigi-gurren-lagann-11-parody.jpg)
Found this after searching "Giga Drill Breaker"
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-08-2009
That is magnificent, Karth.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Versus - 06-08-2009
spoilers much
yes it is win
as for a godhax character...Haruhi, but she's not a badass, just...powerful, to put it lightly.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - KarthXLR - 06-08-2009
(06-08-2009, 12:29 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: That is magnificent, Karth.But wait, there's more!
Gurren Lagann Plot Summary
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Blues - 06-08-2009
(06-08-2009, 12:23 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: Fine Blues. Sho draws Simon into an imaginary number plane. Sho uses Level i Flare. Sho rebirths, Simon is destroyed on any and all planes.Simon rages and absorbs the flare with his core drill then shoots it back out. As a big drill. That pierces Sho's imaginary number plane. More rage and everything blows up in neon colors.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-08-2009
The Flare already destroys the number plane. And anything in it. Lordgenome's not gonna be there to save his ass again.
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - shoopfox - 06-08-2009
Sho would totally win. But like... wouldn't Simon have to be dead for this to even work?
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Radio Raheem - 06-08-2009
NERD FIGHT
![[Image: nerds.jpg]](http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/misc/pictures/nerds.jpg)
Re: BRB'U Fight Club! Round 5 - Honest - 06-08-2009
(06-08-2009, 02:37 AM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: NERD FIGHT
Laugh now, but we'll come back and beat you jocks with our sweet ass music.
Revenge of the Nerds Song