Oh friends...

[Dissonant Radness]

While perusing the servers of the most noble game, I chanced upon your delightful server. The extemporaneousness of your discourse, and the wholesomeness of your dialogue pleased me greatly.

"Avaunt," I cried, and through the turgid waters of the Information Ocean I sailed. From afar off I saw your forum, and wept with tumultuous joy at my safe landing.

Alas, I have no gifts for you, for my earthly possessions have been stolen by a most dastardly rogue of kleptomanic persuasion.

But my madding mind and sophistic body are yours. Take them and be content, for is it not the gifting season?

I keenly await your earthy insights and valuable humors.


Perceptually yours,

DR

[Luinbariel]

I keenly await what terrible responses may loom into your future, and hope that, though some of them may confuse and confound you, your time here will still be of value and therefore enjoyable.

[rumsfald]

It looks like you happened on #2 when Duck was doing a role-playing night. Again.

Also, would you mind giving English lessons to some of our regulars?

[A. Crow]

eh, pip-pip?

[Dave]

wat

[Vongore]

wat

Pickles

[cbre88x]

While perusing the servers of the most noble game, I chanced upon your delightful server. The extemporaneousness of your discourse, and the wholesomeness of your dialogue pleased me greatly.
"Avaunt," I cried, and through the turgid waters of the Information Ocean I sailed. From afar off I saw your forum, and wept with tumultuous joy at my safe landing.
Alas, I have no gifts for you, for my earthly possessions have been stolen by a most dastardly rogue of kleptomanic persuasion.
But my madding mind and sophistic body are yours. Take them and be content, for is it not the gifting season?
I keenly await your earthy insights and valuable humors.
Perceptually yours,
DR

wtf

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Dissonant Radness link=topic=2077.msg58603#msg58603 date=1230407129]
While perusing the servers of the most noble game, I chanced upon your delightful server. The extemporaneousness of your discourse, and the wholesomeness of your dialogue pleased me greatly.

"Avaunt," I cried, and through the turgid waters of the Information Ocean I sailed. From afar off I saw your forum, and wept with tumultuous joy at my safe landing.

Alas, I have no gifts for you, for my earthly possessions have been stolen by a most dastardly rogue of kleptomanic persuasion.

But my madding mind and sophistic body are yours. Take them and be content, for is it not the gifting season?

I keenly await your earthy insights and valuable humors.


Perceptually yours,

DR

Welcome
[/quote]

Fixed. AND STOP DESTROYING PARAGRAPHS.

Welcome, lad.

[fyre]

(t)wat

[Fail Medic]

Welcome, Dissonant Radness, to BRB, Uninstalling: Cradle of the King's English and Lair of its Stewards.

[Luinbariel]

While perusing the servers of the most noble game, I chanced upon your delightful server. The extemporaneousness of your discourse, and the wholesomeness of your dialogue pleased me greatly.

"Avaunt," I cried, and through the turgid waters of the Information Ocean I sailed. From afar off I saw your forum, and wept with tumultuous joy at my safe landing.

Alas, I have no gifts for you, for my earthly possessions have been stolen by a most dastardly rogue of the kleptomanic persuasion.

But my madding mind and sophistic body are yours. Take them and be content, for is it not the gifting season?

I keenly await your earthy insights and valuable humors.


Perceptually yours,

DR

[Vandamguy]

It looks like you happened on #2 when Duck was doing a role-playing night. Again.

rofly
duck has been known to do some LARP (live action roleplay)

to dr: ill take your body, A/S/L ? pm me with pix

[Dissonant Radness]

Luinbariel: Cold (that is to say, Canadian) climes serve to highlight your embosoming foehn of charm.

I must thank you for your proposed grammatical corrections. I confess that I neglected to include the necessary "the" that you indicated. However, while removal of the word "off" may not be incorrect, I do feel that it is also not incorrect to let it remain.

rumsfald: A tempting offer, to be sure. But my own English usage is so far from that of the King's that I feel I must decline your offer. Truly it is written, "Commas are the devil."

Time constraints prevent me from replying to the rest of you charming people at present. But I will return.

[Benito Mussolini]

I bet Dave has a dual personnality, and that his second "himself" made this account on the forums.

[KarthXLR]

I think Dissonant Radness just beat Onyxx in the English contest.

[Radio Raheem]

I already hate this guy. It usually takes atleast a day or so for that to happen.

[Vandamguy]

wut ? no , he's a delightful diversion to all the recent trash that has been on the boards.

even though i smell shenanigans , i want to see how long this rides

[copulatingduck]

hiya! Also, who the hell told VD I used to larp? That was a long time ago, those days are behind me! honest! >

[Squishy3]

I think this might be somebody I told in real-life to visit us, but I'm really not sure.

[Honest]

I already hate this guy. It usually takes atleast a day or so for that to happen.

Means you're getting a head start on things. Congratulations.

Welcome to brbu uh...I'm just gonna call you Rad.