Anyone know anything about being homeless?

[rumsfald]

I'm about to be homeless, housing is kicking me out today and my house isn't ready to be moved in..not to mention the original occupants haven't left. So tomorrow I am officially homeless. Time to go on the street corner and whore myself.

At least you can be a busker.
Hang drum, Busking in Jerusalem

[fyre]

I'm about to be homeless, housing is kicking me out today and my house isn't ready to be moved in..not to mention the original occupants haven't left. So tomorrow I am officially homeless. Time to go on the street corner and whore myself.

I'm cuter and look younger than you. I think I'm worth more.

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I'm about to be homeless, housing is kicking me out today and my house isn't ready to be moved in..not to mention the original occupants haven't left. So tomorrow I am officially homeless. Time to go on the street corner and whore myself.

I wonder how much buskers make. Not a lot, I would think.

At least you can be a busker.
Hang drum, Busking in Jerusalem


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[Surf314]

I liked the Busker in "A Long Way Down"

It's also where I learned the word busker.

[cbre88x]

I'm cuter and look younger than you. I think I'm worth more.

Not arguing with that. I'm an ugly fuck.

At least you can be a busker.

I love hang drum stuff. Good find.

[fyre]

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I'm cuter and look younger than you. I think I'm worth more.

Not arguing with that. I'm an ugly fuck.
[/quote]

You're not ugly. You just don't have my particular brand of androgynous adorableness.

[fyre]

Peaches, this is an interesting link.

[at0m]

If you want to travel for cheap, check out http://www.couchsurfing.com/

[shoopfox]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=2791.msg79797#msg79797 date=1241144935]
[quote author=fyre]
I'm skinny, I have no useful skills

So it sounds like you're going to be selling yourself for cash, then.
[/quote]

I might if I could pick my clients. No one more than twice my weight. No one who hasn't showered in the past 12 hours. Basically, no one gross. And, of course, nothing, I mean, nothing, goes up my ass.
[/quote]

Good luck hoin' like that.

I'd ho if I had that arrangement

[Benito Mussolini]

I bet you can do it, living homeless.

But just think about how it would mean not being able to write any more shitty movie plots / poems.
Think about how it would be to not ever being able to *gasp* post in this forum ever again. And *double gasp* losing any contact with me.
Think how you would feel if you weren't able to troll this forum with stupid questions. Think of how happy we would be without you.

You wouldn't want that, wouldn't you?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[fyre]

^ Maybe I could hold readings of my work under the freeway overpass. I would elevate the homeless community with my culture. I could even steal a pencil and some paper, and conduct surveys among the homeless. I could ask them relevant questions such as, "What do you think about Tarantino's impact on modern cinema." What could possibly go wrong?

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Maybe I could hold readings of my work under the freeway overpass. I would elevate the homeless community with my culture. I could even steal a pencil and some paper, and conduct surveys among the homeless. I could ask them relevant questions such as, "What do you think about Tarantino's impact on modern cinema." What could possibly go wrong?

I lol'd.

Sounds like a kind of bad idea, but if you really are interested, there doesn't seem to be much harm in trying it out for a little, provided you have something to go back to once it doesn't suit your fancy anymore.

[fyre]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2791.msg80034#msg80034 date=1241281701]
Maybe I could hold readings of my work under the freeway overpass. I would elevate the homeless community with my culture. I could even steal a pencil and some paper, and conduct surveys among the homeless. I could ask them relevant questions such as, "What do you think about Tarantino's impact on modern cinema." What could possibly go wrong?

I lol'd.

Sounds like a kind of bad idea, but if you really are interested, there doesn't seem to be much harm in trying it out for a little, provided you have something to go back to once it doesn't suit your fancy anymore.
[/quote]

Yeah. It is a bad idea. I'm gonna try to get another job, and save up some money, then maybe later this summer just do some traveling on the cheap.

Have I mentioned that I'm probably bipolar?

[Master Shake]

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[quote author=fyre link=topic=2791.msg80034#msg80034 date=1241281701]
Maybe I could hold readings of my work under the freeway overpass. I would elevate the homeless community with my culture. I could even steal a pencil and some paper, and conduct surveys among the homeless. I could ask them relevant questions such as, "What do you think about Tarantino's impact on modern cinema." What could possibly go wrong?

I lol'd.

Sounds like a kind of bad idea, but if you really are interested, there doesn't seem to be much harm in trying it out for a little, provided you have something to go back to once it doesn't suit your fancy anymore.
[/quote]

Yeah. It is a bad idea. I'm gonna try to get another job, and save up some money, then maybe later this summer just do some traveling on the cheap.

Have I mentioned that I'm probably bipolar?
[/quote]
No you aren't, you just crave attention, even on the internet.

[fyre]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2791.msg80037#msg80037 date=1241282041]
[quote author=Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link=topic=2791.msg80035#msg80035 date=1241281888]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2791.msg80034#msg80034 date=1241281701]
Maybe I could hold readings of my work under the freeway overpass. I would elevate the homeless community with my culture. I could even steal a pencil and some paper, and conduct surveys among the homeless. I could ask them relevant questions such as, "What do you think about Tarantino's impact on modern cinema." What could possibly go wrong?

I lol'd.

Sounds like a kind of bad idea, but if you really are interested, there doesn't seem to be much harm in trying it out for a little, provided you have something to go back to once it doesn't suit your fancy anymore.
[/quote]

Yeah. It is a bad idea. I'm gonna try to get another job, and save up some money, then maybe later this summer just do some traveling on the cheap.

Have I mentioned that I'm probably bipolar?
[/quote]
No you aren't, you just crave attention, even on the internet.
[/quote]

Yeah. I actually am. (But I also crave attention.)

[Radio Raheem]

No you aren't, you just crave attention, even on the internet.

[Dave]

Even though its not like me to not give a shit about mental conditions, but you are not fucking bipolar you lieng little shit!

I have Family with Bi-Polar disorder

its crippling, you dont just fuck around on the internet and make stupid fucking statements, you are not bi polar you self centered SHIT

you have good days and bad days like everyone else, your just oversensitive and immature, grow the fuck up and work for something or so help me god i will kick every fucking hippy, homeless person, beret wearing student until i work my way to you.

grow the fuck up, this thread is stupid and your a twat.


fuck the kittens and i hope you read this before surf does.

[Blues]

Have I mentioned that I'm probably retarded?

We gathered as much.

[fyre]

I have Family with Bi-Polar disorder

Sorry.

[Honest]

Even though its not like me to not give a shit about mental conditions, but you are not fucking bipolar you lieng little shit!

I have Family with Bi-Polar disorder

its crippling, you dont just fuck around on the internet and make stupid fucking statements, you are not bi polar you self centered SHIT

you have good days and bad days like everyone else, your just oversensitive and immature, grow the fuck up and work for something or so help me god i will kick every fucking hippy, homeless person, beret wearing student until i work my way to you.

grow the fuck up, this thread is stupid and your a twat.


fuck the kittens and i hope you read this before surf does.

Jamming +1 till either the forum breaks or crippling arthritis.

[Radio Raheem]

Jamming +1 till either the forum breaks or crippling arthritis.