Computer-dolt looking for a computer.

[zaneyard]

fuck you i didn't kick anyone from the call

[beep beep diglett]

zaneyard you're p gay for cybering with duck

id go gay for tim tho

[copulatingduck]

fuck you i didn't kick anyone from the call

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[zaneyard]

dang good thing i kicked all the people who weren't there idk what we would have done

[copulatingduck]

And then you randomly disconnected and ditched all of us u suck worst cyber would not buy again

[Didzo]

I think we should get back on topic.

The topic being why PyroZombie should not by a piece of shit Dell from Best Buy, and why he should man up and build a comp.

[copulatingduck]

I think we should get back on topic.

The topic being why PyroZombie should not by a piece of shit Dell from Best Buy, and why he should man up and build a comp.

i dont cyber with pre-built virgins

[zaneyard]

And then you randomly disconnected and ditched all of us u suck worst cyber would not buy again

i told you i was going bowling

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=4591.msg151402#msg151402 date=1273363790]
And then you randomly disconnected and ditched all of us u suck worst cyber would not buy again

i told you i was going bowling
[/quote]

nobody heard what you said then you disconnected

[KarthXLR]

Gentlemen please! You can't fight in here, this is the internet!

[PyroZombie]

PyroZombie...

You're acting as if putting together a computer is something like diffusing a timebomb.

Your options are:

1) Paying $1000 for a mediocre computer with a weak graphics card made with the cheapest parts to be found in a wage slave factory in mainland China. Also, you get to remain techtarded and live in fear of electronics.

2) Working with us to make you a true gaming rig capable of taking just about anything you can throw at it (and then some) made with high quality, handpicked parts. For less than $1000. Also, you get to cure your techtardation and grow a pair of balls along with an e-peen. If you want, have your younger bro and/or a more experienced friend to help you build everything. A fun learning experience for everyone! Just remember to wear rubber gloves.

To me, it is defusing a bomb, with the instructions in latin.

also what is a e-peen? and I think the build someone hooked me up was more than the HP I was looking at, by about 11 bucks, but I'm told that It puts that thing in the dust.

I'm actually kinda made piece I'm a retard to computers. Sure, when they all grow sentient and kill all life I'm going to be first, but hey, at-least I'm first right?

The thing I'm going to do is this maybe;

1.wait until memorial day.

2.check out sales.

3.If there is nothing there, I have my brother's friend build it, with maybe me watching it.

I think we should get back on topic.

The topic being why PyroZombie should not by a piece of shit Dell from Best Buy, and why he should man up and build a comp.

It's not a Dell,it's a HP.

I'm kinda done with dell, they've done nothing for me.

[KarthXLR]

Pyrozombie, tell me...

Can you use a microwave? Yes? Well then, can you replace a lightbulb? If so, can you use a screwdriver?


If the answer to all the above is yes, THEN YOU HAVE EVERY FREAKING SKILL NEEDED TO BUILD A COMPUTER. IT IS NOT HARD.

How to Build a Computer - 1 - Choosing a CPU

just watch the series and let your balls drop. stop making excuses.

[PyroZombie]

Look, It's not that I don't want to build it, I'm just looking at all alternatives before I go bumbling in and breaking something. I am very Murphy's law with technology. I broke a toaster by using it, about 3 months out of the box. If I'm going to spend this much money on something I can break and not know about it, then I'm going to have someone experienced build it, not an asshole who is jinxed tech-wise, aka myself.

Literally, Something could not be working and it's only for me. You don't know how many times the TV won't turn on, and my brother just comes in and turns it on like there was never a problem.

[Geoff]

guys stop helping him, he's the biggest fucking self-defeatist in the world





i get it.

[Gump]

guys stop helping him, he's the biggest fucking self-defeatist in the world





i get it.

[PyroZombie]

guys stop helping him, he's the biggest fucking self-defeatist in the world





i get it.

I actually know people worse then me, I just have a profound unlucky streak with technology


Look, I thank you all for everything, you've convinced me to build the thing, but not without someone with a experienced background around to say "stop that, your doing it wrong" or "a little to the left". I don't want to fuck up my first big investment.

[Geoff]

set up a live video feed

[PyroZombie]

set up a live video feed

No web cam.

[Ianki]

wow we can stop berating the guy now.  It's not really helping.

I just built a new machine last night and it didn't work, so i managed to either do something wrong or break something in the process.

Just let him do what he wants to do guys.

[zaneyard]

it didn't work is the most helpful troubleshooting term ever